Nowadays, you don’t even know who are your friends anymore so you stop calling the cops and reach inside; scared, that they will turn bad against you.
One time a woman fell on the ground and as I reached down she thought she saw the devil. Next time an old woman fainted on the ground and as she reached up she thought she saw an angel.
And even a Jew may try to Jew it up at another Jew; that is, nothing new.
The evil version of the ecosystem.
Sometimes I slip and I say; “Thank you”—Fuck! I didn’t mean to be vulgar.
Stranger: There’s nothing there.
Me: I’m glad you asked.
Me: Because I’d rather live on one shekel than continue to smell the smell of one more goy breathing around me.
We have been taught in the Western world that being independent, non-attached, and by oneself is a virtue. An empowering freedom and a sign of strength; doing anything you desire, whenever you want. I reckon that since many years now it has only made my life dull and meaningless; doing anything I want, whatever and whenever I desire. I guess this Western world world was never meant for me, and neither is.
“You people, ‘the Jews’, are the main problem in the world,” sure we are; especially when it comes down to your wives and husbands, families and friends, neighbourhoods and cities, countries and democraties. We sure are, us, the Jews; a small numbered, reclusive, and humble population who are gifted, smart, heroic, charismatic, strong, beautiful, and amongst many godlike attributes and qualities the best survivors for over 2000 years, and of all the rest of the population on earth you can think of, including your little selves, we are the main source to point at and out blame your SHAMING problems—Hold her. Hold her.
Stranger: If your G-d ever asks you to kill another Jew.
Me: Because if this would be the case, then it would mean that I would have to start with myself.
How to ward off the robber; buy yourself many pairs of long sleeved turtleneck shirts. It’s a pleasure. Enjoy. End.