As if it wasn’t clear enough in your little heads; I AM NOT INTERESTED. Pass the fucking word—SCRAM.
Stranger; “If you would describe the majority of your past love relationships.”
Me; “Fake friends with benefits; Hooah.”
Stranger; “What’s so funny.”
Me; “An ex who still whines about you even after you’ve gone off the map for over a year—and I just feel like it’s pretty fucking hilarious isn’t it—shut the fuck up.”