When someone reminds you if you haven’t written your will lately.
Author Archives: Amone Batler
Politeness
Or, as a conversation starter; one sentence at a time, as an article bore so to finish her.
Unapologetic 5
The girl says; “I know people from…” I’m pleased to hear that, now go back to them and finish what you’ve started.
Hypocrites
“Even though I had no life, I lived a pretty long one,” great, so basically you’ve wasted everybody’s time including yours.
Self-respect 2
In the Mediterranean world, if we were all brave enough and decide to come out the closet; we will have the remains left of a population near to extinction.
Story of my life 2
Of all the stories that people didn’t believe you about; it’s okay. These were meant to be the best stories to remember, for yourself, upon taking them with you to your grave.
Small talk
“Once upon a time…” What do I look like to you; a ghost. A past reminder.
Unapologetic 4
The girl says; “What did you dream about last night.” I’m pleased to hear that, now I was dating.
Trends 2
Or, the normality of unstability; forever reinventing one’s self four times a year.
Trends
Or, what’s in the actual time normal.
Drag queens
Stranger; “What did you dream about last night.”
Me; “I was riding a bike at a mountain when suddenly a pedestrian didn’t like my stops so I ignored the shit out of her and we continued racing up to the top like nobody’s business.”
Mirroring
Waking up…
Me; “YOU’RE SO CUTE.”
A few seconds later…
Me; “Meow.”
Waking up…
Splitting
Playing a video game…
Me; “Yeah, I should probably go back online now so I could check on my stuff and shit.”
A few seconds later…
Me; “Nope, I’m not missing out on anything.”
Playing a video game…
Admit
“I have no regrets,” no one gets away with it—admit—you pussies.
A sinful act
Blessed with the best inclination and yet you chose to dismiss the godly perfection; “Well that’s too bad.”
Wrong
“Oh, she looks handsome and sane—she must be narcissistic and vain.”
Pure nations
I have an idea, why don’t everybody just go back to their country of origin; you know back to your lands—shotgun, I’m first—because I think that we have all just over-welcomed our visit haven’t we and it’s starting to stink now.
Crime life 2
Stranger; “What’s the first thing that comes to mind when you think about prisons.”
Me; “Recovery institutions.”
No style
Isn’t interesting how in this painting my cat’s fur got on the cloth and in the paint and dried all over my canvas and now I’m stuck doing with the texture which may keep my critics only guessing where do I get my inspirations from; I don’t know, ask life.
Art life 3
“Let me nourish my ego,” and then what.
Art life 2
“Being helped, sponsored, and/or supported in the art world is a childish and an immature concept that needs to end,” basically you want us dead. Say goodbye to your reputation.
Crime life
Stranger; “Is this real leather.”
Me; “You like it. It’s made of genuine human skin.”
Art life
Stranger; “Wanna see your paintings.”
Me; “Wanna sponsor me.”
Aspirations
“Let me put on these gloves while I paint because Heaven forbid that I’m discovered as a day job painter; in any case, I hope they would be proud of me now because that’s the closest I get from looking like a real doctor.”
Rituals
Tomorrow is never a guarantee, so I like to keep my dishes clean and my mind ready.
