Change or fuck off.
“I think nobody should leave this world without saying something nice about them.” The guy was a freaking genius!
The best thing after you’ve discarded all your fake friends is that nobody is ever going to blame fuck you for anything bad happening in their miserable shit lives.
“Has killed for a blowjob.” Said no one, ever.
“Oral sex is more intimate than genital penetration,” so tell me how come no one has ever yet killed for a blowjob.
“Do not disturb turned on.”
Stupid people gets killed everyday and we are here alive feeling sorry for them.
“Ew! That sounds disgusting,” good, what a compliment, now leave our food alone, no worries, I’m already done with your poutine.
The coward version of the self.
Stranger: Don’t you wanna have a child even if you could.
Me: Some people are born pristine and fit for labor and some others aren’t. Now it does not mean that they can’t even if they could; it simply means that they are born pristine and fit for other stuff like mowing the garden.