Do you have pattern/printed tights in this store; “We don’t sell those in here.”
“Let me climb up a stupid mountain that will prove to make me feel douche worthy enough in compensation for a dissapointing, failed, and miserable life; in any case, I won’t die in vain—dead.”
When someone reminds you if you haven’t written your will lately.
Or, as a conversation starter; one sentence at a time, as an article bore so to finish her.
The girl says; “I know people from…” I’m pleased to hear that, now go back to them and finish what you’ve started.
“Even though I had no life, I lived a pretty long one,” great, so basically you’ve wasted everybody’s time including yours.
In the Mediterranean world, if we were all brave enough and decide to come out the closet; we will have the remains left of a population near to extinction.
Of all the stories that people didn’t believe you about; it’s okay, these were meant to be the best stories to remember for yourself upon taking them with you to your grave.
“Once upon a time…” What do I look like to you; a ghost. A past reminder.
The girl says; “What did you dream about last night.” I’m pleased to hear that, now I was dating.
