Stranger: What did you dream about last night.

Me: I was looking out the window when suddenly I heard my siblings from afar walking nonchalently over to the doorstep while making sure they saw me and started knocking like nobody’s business.

Stranger: What did you dream about last night.

Me: I was harvesting berries at a war zone field when suddenly I found a perfect cluster to photograph when my mother calls me and started crying like nobody’s business.