Judaism is a religion where anyone is welcomed and call themselves jews; “shalom,” fucker.
Stranger: How did you make it.
Me: An inch is needed away from the corners.
“Your selected items combined together looks like a pile of trash that you are trying to force feed our ‘poor and rubbish’ grocery bags into.”
When the passerby gets a seminal on hypnosis from a runny nose and anxiety like excuse me but this is Jewish property.