Let alone the mixture of burnt tires, vomit and cheese and already her nose couldn’t stop gagging.
I don’t mean to judge, but you know when some family members bring home some people and there is no way you can help yourself but think; “What is this.” Yup, I’ve said it. Now laugh.
The shame of a breakup does not lie in the matter of the subjects but in how beautifully it brings out the faces of people’s ugliness.
The problem with Judaism is that you will slowly begin to realize that you would never need to worry about running out of ammo.
I know who I am said no one—ever.
Why white people compliments almost always sound like a threat.
You’ve got the paperwork and I’ve got the paranoia.
Let me sort it out for you all, once and for all, here is my marriage count; 0. And the children count; N/A.
A memo to my haters; Kiss my ass.
Just in case you were looking for me I will be underdressed a lone and undressed at home alone.