Here is to anyone who might start going off slandering my name that I am in any way, shape, or form copying another person’s work; I will defend myself in court—with proof, truth, reason, and logic. See you there.

Stranger: What did you dream about last night.

Me: I was looking out the window when suddenly I heard my siblings from afar walking nonchalently over to the doorstep while making sure they saw me and started knocking like nobody’s business.